Illustrated beginner MMA dad in electric green laughing with his pad-holding partner as their coach smiles, with the headline Dad Started Laughing Again and original Zombie Sport Co logo.

Dad Started Laughing Again

Brian Armer

Ella heard her dad laughing in the kitchen and stopped halfway down the stairs. Not at the television. Not the little laugh he gave when somebody asked whether he was all right. A proper laugh, with his head tipped back. She hurried down to find him trying to demonstrate something with two oven mitts.

Six weeks earlier, Adam had sat in his car outside an MMA gym, wondering whether forty-two was too old to walk through the door. He wanted to get in shape. Lately, he was tired before the evening had even started, and too many nights ended with him staring at his phone while Ella talked beside him. He missed feeling strong. He missed being interested in things. A sign for a beginner class had brought him this far. Now he had to get out of the car.

The coach, Jo, met him at reception. “Ever trained before?” “Does carrying a sleeping child upstairs count?” “Depends how many stairs.” He smiled despite himself. She showed him where to leave his shoes.

His first class was mostly listening, moving his feet, and discovering that instructions sounded much simpler before he tried them. His partner, Pete, had started the month before. When Adam stepped the wrong way during a drill, Pete waited while he reset. “I did that all last Tuesday,” he said. Adam looked at him. “Only Tuesday?” “I’m being kind to myself.”

After class, Adam stayed to ask Jo a question. Then another. At home, Ella asked whether he had won. “It wasn’t a fight.” “Then what did you do?” He tried to show her the footwork and nearly stepped on the cat’s toy. She laughed. So did he.

He went back Thursday. Then Tuesday again. Pete began saving him a place during the warm-up. Jo remembered his name. Adam started noticing small changes: a drill he could finish without losing his place, a little more energy afterward, the quiet satisfaction of doing something he had found difficult the week before.

He noticed the care around training, too. Pete kept a full-size bottle of prepared Zombie Infusion skin spray beside his things. Adam asked about it, looked up the concentrate afterward, and made the prepared spray part of his own before-and-after routine. Learning MMA also meant taking skin care seriously, for himself and the partners helping him learn. Zombie had a place beside the training he wanted to keep building.

At home, the changes were smaller still. He put his phone away when Ella told him about school. He started asking whether she wanted to walk with him after dinner. One evening, she brought him a joke she had been saving all day, and he realized she had expected him to laugh.

Tonight, Pete had finally remembered a sequence they had both been getting wrong. Adam had been so delighted that he forgot his own turn. That was what he was trying to explain with the oven mitts.

“You’re terrible at telling this,” Ella said. “You had to be there.” She watched him put the mitts away, still smiling. “Are you going Tuesday?”

“Wouldn’t miss it.”

Ella took a plate from the cupboard and handed it to him. “Good,” she said. “I like Tuesday Dad.”

Found something to look forward to again? Bring your prepared Zombie Infusion hygienic spray along for after-session care, protect the family you love waiting at home.

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